Quotable C and the Advent Calendar

May the chicken of peace be with you and yours this holiday season.

Quotable C

"Oh! The soda truck came while I was at school."

Quotable C

I keep saying to myself, I should write this stuff down...so I am.

C: "Is daddy upstairs?"

me: "No, he had to leave already."

C: *stunned silence, frozen*

me: "Does that make you feel sad?"

C: "No, it makes me poop."

Moral: Don't project emotions on to someone else. They might just be pooping.