Baby Jail

The crib came. I guess those delivery delay horror stories did not apply to me, and now we have a (fully-assembled!) crib very early on in a room that is not at all ready for it. I suppose it will be nice to have it to look at it next to paint colors, etc. Here is a picture, but be warned: there is no mattress yet (money-grubbing companies sell those separately), so it looks like a scary old-timey baby jail. Can't you just picture a poor little baby banging a little tin cup against the rails? Maybe playing a tiny harmonica?