So I thought this was a golden opportunity...pregnant (but not huge) at Halloween. Alas, either my creativity went out the window with everything else in my brain, or I just gravely misjudged the situation. Pregnant Halloween looks a lot like regular Halloween. According to the internet, you can be:
- sexy nurse (pregnant)
- sexy fairy (pregnant)
- "sexy" pirate wench (pregnant)
- an egg
This is leaving aside the entire genre of painted-belly costumes (beach ball, basketball), because no. Just no.
It's looking like another year of just handing out candy at home, dressed as myself. Or perhaps in a passable tshirt.
this is kind of funny, right?
So, given plenty of time and some of the greatest minds I know--that'd be you people--any brilliant suggestions? Leave them in the comments.

2 comments:
A bunch of grapes? Your baby bump being one of the grapes that is.
A gumball machine. Although it might look like the gumballs come out in an interesting way :/
Brooksie baby will be a little shark this year. I'm sure Miller would approve!
I think a sexy pregnant pirate wench would be breathtaking.
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